Amy Phetamine's archive

the time for Irish Cream has passed.

#atheists who constantly talk about god or organized religion remind me of a dieter who keeps talking about cake and potato chips.

what is it about Mad Men that inspires drinking?

or is it drinking that inspires Mad Men?

#ying #yang

you can't sneeze with your mouth closed, can you?

i'm glad i was dining alone.

listen long,
and live.

live long and listen.

listen and live long.

assimilation = completed.

the collective now = 75,352 songs, 222 days, 463 gigabytes.

"A recent scientific study has proven that the 2 furthest points in the universe are between our office sink & our dishwasher."

- @Mike_TFW

i'm not sure why the songs Django Reinhardt recorded during the Second World War seem to fit this day.

looking at pictures of what i can’t have.

sex without oral, sounds like pasta without sauce.

awesome phrase of the day:

Choose_your_own_adventure Wikipedia research

- Michael Lopp http://mykl.us/zRWe4n

because i move so incredibly fast, and simultaneously equidistant in all four cardinal directions,to you it looks like i'm standing still.

it's rare that i proceed in a straight line, anymore.

personally, i go to BigAwesomeTorrentBucket.com just for the advertising.

http://TheOatmeal.com/comics/Game_Of_Thrones

i've just made my own #donuts in such a manner that, for the first time, i understand how Dr. Frankenstein must have felt.

#cooking?

what's missing?

i'm thinking, maybe, donuts.

in honor of dead presidents. yeah. that.

#donuts.

Facebook fodder:

http://ping.fm/TLTDd

priority avoidance strategy du jour:

remember that project i volunteered to do last year, then forgot about? let's get right on that!

dodging the Fiesta Police.

stirring the crazy.

i need a cup coffee just to keep reading.

okay, i need a brownie, too.

and a double shot of irish cream.

maybe this isn't about reading?

five words worth repeating:

"Design is how it works."

beating back against Winter with The Beta Band.

lulled to bed early by the Instrumental Stylings of Ben Vaughn.

#bacon made it better.

but morning without coffee cake? it's best not to think dwell on that, now.

running to the nearest store to restock staples:

bacon, cream, and cola.

Prime Burger Restaurant by Lost & Found Films http://ping.fm/OkYaT

if you can listen to one artist's collected works all day long, without tiring, you must really like them.

play it again, Ben.

today it’s Ben Folds, all day long.

fuck "the new black" and the pathetic darkness it rode in on.

taking on The Beatles.

1717 tracks? yeah, thinkin' there's a little redundancy here.

is chronological is too obvious? alphabetical it is!

“Memorizing my flash card, for tomorrow: Football is the one where they can use their hands, but only 1 or 2 dudes can kick it."

- @Ihnatko

it's unfortunate to realize most of my childhood comfort #foods are #instant crap.

mmmmm, "biscuits" from a tube.

"Music is a story, like every other human art."

- Dave Winer

http://mykl.us/y65xeh #DefineArt

"TEA stands for Total Economic Amnesia."

(from Real Time with Bill Mahr)

i fight the Winter Blues by taking a daily Vitamin D supplement — and washing it down with a double rum 'n coke.

with a rum chaser, or two.

"in the age of social media, if you're an ass, you're going to be called out on it in the blink of an eye."

- Opinionated Democrat

"If you can't handle birth control, gay rights & stem cell research, you need to realize #freedom might not be your thing."

@HeatherUlich

how often is the offense born in the ears of the offended?

today's statement of #joy:

spirits [hic] are most marvelous accompanied by fabulous food.

(#drinking at dinner)

coping with a tater tot emergency.

"you realize, a clown is just a transvestite who doesn't stop."

- Patton Oswalt

The Magic Of The #Circus

New Wave from Scotland is like sunshine on a winter's day.

#AztecCamera #NewWave

"I kinda like how White Supremacists are the best argument against the concept of White Supremacy."

- John Fugelsang

an hour ago, when i put it in the oven, i truly believed i'd save half this tray of ziti for tomorrow.

#diet #denial

"A" is for Antony and The Johnsons.

it's a rainy Amy kinda day.

sing on, Ms. Winehouse.

living in a cave is seriously underrated.

listening to Alen Robin's "Naked, Really Naked", #laughing.