Amy Phetamine's archive

you tally who's fucking who with no protection in "Boardwalk Empire", and you start to understand how social evolution might favor monogamy.

planning a trip to the beach is always a good idea.

why are there so many musicians named Steve?

you can do a lot worse than listening to T Bone Burnett, as the night promises rain.

for anyone who's keeping score:

there are no This Mortal Coil songs, worth hearing, which can be identically tagged.

i spent my weekend tagging 68 songs from This Mortal Coil, one by one.

now i know there's at least that much order in the universe.

#relax

there's some danger that i am falling in love with Sam, the sidekick character in "Foyle's War".

yeah, i'm that easy.

when you simultaneously display fanatical bigotry and self inflicted ignorance, it's hard to know which drives my reflex to punch your face.

V is for Vashti Bunyan and Virginia Astley.

SITE: to continue reading this page please share it.

ME: fuck off. forever. [blocks web site]

(via http://ping.fm/beyrR)

W is for Wire and The White Stripes.

listening to English girly groups from the '60s.

"It’s hard to think of a technology that more deserves to die than #SMS.”

- John Gruber http://ping.fm/qu4sy

X is for X-Ray Spex and XTC.

the problem with being both energized of mind and innately lazy: you quickly outsmart every new trick you employ to encourage productivity.

always surprised to discover something that didn't annoy me.

isn't it just like Terry Gross to get you crying for a man you never met?

how did i end up living in an age where a serious journalist could legitimately utter the phrase "sophisticated underwear bomb"?

Y is for Yelle and Yabby You.

"I never worry when I get lost. I just change where I want to go."

- @Lynsm7

back to Z.

"It's not a slippery slope. I can stop whenever I want."

- @EmilyBrianna

i knew i was middle aged when i found my state sufficiently altered by drugs that are completely legal.

the day i derive no joy from the mixing of stimulants and depressants is the day you know i'm dying.

now, bring me dark rum and espresso!

clearly right wing Republicans have read the Nazi playbook, re: only tell big lies.

the one thing i hate more than a liar is a stupid liar.

a friendship that can't withstand one generous spray of piss is no friendship all.

if you haven't pissed everyone off, you clearly lack commitment. grow a pair.

how is it that i can still marvel at the capacity of people organized in groups to complicate what would simple for an individual?

overheard:

Watching the far right has about the same entertainment value as a cock fight.

- Mykl i am

if you're unaware which oppressed ethnic groups are angry, and internet savvy, it'll be obvious when you read their entry in #Wikipedia.

present tense:

"Do you remember when your Phone app was a box with a wheel that you cranked with your finger to transmit sparks?"

future tense:

"Like, do you remember when you had to keep poking your computer to get it to do anything at all?!"

#spam subject line of the day:

"Necessary for your carnal needs"

Attention: Fox Searchlight Pictures

These previews you won't let me skip on this DVD? Yeah, they look awful; but still, I'm gonna bit torrent them all, then give away free copies to as many people as possible. Because your mandatory advertising pisses me off.

Show some fucking respect for your paying customers. Assholes.

Sincerely,
Amy

biscuits and screwdrivers before dawn.

"Shit yourself until someone hoses you off" isn't bad advice for a nation.

- The Rude Pundit

http://ping.fm/NgwnX

at what point do thinking people in Arizona start to feel a little like German Jews in the 1930s, weighing emigration options?

that sucking sound is me getting hooked into "The Killing" (2011), when a better being might be sleeping.

what is it about drinking that makes you want to eat peanuts? and vice versa?

what i take from Jesus' example:

booze is better with food. and vice versa.

#Christian #mingling

Tyrone the Easter Bunny sez:

"wharz mah Easter bacon?"

[big-white-eyeball-stare]

"bring me the belly fat of Easter piggy!!"

He is risen.

watching folks drink wood alcohol blended with burnt sugar on "Boardwalk Empire".

may i complain that i have no aged rum to mix in my cola?

cherry picking the mainstream of my youth.

this too shall be #assimilated.

after the inadvertent assimilation of a New Age self-help book, The Collective stuttered with dyspepsia, then an atonal discharge.

chocolate chip or maple syrup?

the last several thousands stragglers from LaMusica, bypassed in the previous decade, have been assimilated.

drinking (is) an accelerant.

"When there's nothing else to burn, you have to set yourself on fire."

if this doesn't speak to you, you haven't had enough to drink.

#hic

watching documentaries about the struggle to survive by prehistoric humans induces over eating. hell yeah, i want fries with that.

now i remember why i'd cut myself off from "Mad Men".

okay, just one more (again), before bed.